Two "Dick Runners" Named Claire Are Having the Most Important Feud of 2019

Now, we have another: Claire Wyckoff and Claire Pisano, the dueling dick runners, both of whom use run-tracking apps to draw massive phalluses across their respective cities. Both Claires have attracted attention for their work, and each claims to be the original dick runner.

The imbroglio came to the publics knowledge last week, when ran an article on Pisano, aka Dick Run Claire.

I love looking for dick run routes, she told the publication Jan. 17. I just love running: Its my favorite way to get a workout in-and drawing a giant dick across a town is really just a bonus.

But soon after the article ran, another Claire-Claire Dick Run Wackoff/Wyckoff, as she's known on Twitter-claimed to have been the original dick-drawing-runner, telling Vice that it had committed a journalistic boner, for it was she, not Pisano, who was the original dick runner.

. @VICE You wrote an article about "Dick Run Claire". That woman follows me, and steals my runs and now you're promoting her. Google me. Check it out. Can you please take your article down? Or do an article about Dick Run stealing? Thanks. - Claire Dickrun Wackoff/Wyckoff (@ClaireWyckoff) January 17, 2019

You wrote an article about Dick Run Claire, Wyckoff tweeted. That woman follows me, and steals my runs and now youre promoting her. Google me. Check it out. Can you please take your article down? Or do an article about Dick Run stealing? Thanks.

The controversy only grew larger and larger from there.

Pisano told that her dick-running arose naturally, after she got lost on a jog in 2015 and her route resembled a giant dong. I had posted it to my Facebook and obviously my friends thought it was funny so I just started randomly working in dick runs once in a while, she said.

But Wyckoff began her dick running at least as early as 2014, when her penis-runs were reported on by and other publications, and therefore considers herself the og_dick_run_claire-and, she says, her counterpart is a plagiarist. I dont mind that shes running dicks, Wyckoff told recently of the dustup. I mind that shes acting like she came up with this without crediting me.

Pisano has passed off the similar work as a coincidence. I think there's enough roads out there for all of us to dick run to our heart's content, she told Refinery29. But that has not assuaged Wyckoff, who has continued to urge her rival to #ceaseanddicksist.

View this post on Instagram Now THATs how you run a dick @dick_run_claire #ceaseanddicksist . . . #nikeplusplagarism #youreadick #dickrun #dickrunning #rundraw #dickrunner #nike #nikeplus #claire #first #OG A post shared by Claire Wyckoff (@og_dick_run_claire) on Jan 20, 2019 at 3:52pm PST

Both Claires have drawn some tremendous dicks, along with a few vaginas, over the years. So perhaps, then, the situation would best be resolved by a proposal Wyckoff floated to .

I think we should have a dick run-off, she said. A dickathlon.

Its not clear how such a run would be judged, but honestly, it doesnt really matter; with their NSFW runs, theyve both already won-and so have we.